Congratulations! It’s another Friday and you’ve managed to survive another week of travel agent-ing. So isn’t it about right we had ourselves a little chuckle to get us into a good mood as we head into the weekend?

Um, like $hit yeah!

You’ve probably had to forego your lunch break at least two times this week, and you’ve probably had to deal with at least one geographically-challenged customer: an Ocean View room in London – is he serious?

So yeah, you definitely deserve to let off a little steam…

So with your comedic pleasure in mind, we’ve scanned the annals of travelling history and surveyed many a Facebook wall and picked out some of the choicest, funniest quotes ever uttered by the humble traveller.

Are you ready to get your giggle on?!

 

“IF YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PASSPORT PHOTO, YOU PROBABLY NEED THE TRIP.”

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“HOLIDAY CALORIES DO NOT COUNT.”

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“I THINK THEREFORE I AM … ALWAYS PLANNING MY NEXT TRIP.”

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“ADVENTURE, YEAH. I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL IT WHEN EVERYBODY COMES BACK ALIVE.”

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“I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME THE WAY THAT I LOOK AT A TRAVEL BROCHURE.”

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“AIRPLANE TRAVEL IS NATURE’S WAY OF MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PASSPORT PHOTO.”

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“NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE FISH IN THE WATER. THE KIDS WERE SCARED.”

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“BE CAREFUL! TRAVEL EXPANDS THE MIND AND LOOSENS THE BOWELS.”

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“AIRLINE TRAVEL IS HOURS OF BOREDOM INTERRUPTED BY MOMENTS OF STARK TERROR.”

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“THE TRAVEL AGENT SAID THE KITCHEN WOULD BE FULLY EQUIPED. BUT THERE WAS NO ESPRESSO MACHINE. SO SHE BASICALLY LIED TO US.”

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“THE SAND IN THE BROCHURE LOOKED DIFFERENT TO THE SAND AT THE RESORT. WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHITE, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY YELLOW. IT WAS HARD TO WASH OFF TOO.”

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Have a hilarious travelling quote of your own? Oh, do share in the comments below you comedic genius…