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7 airports you just don't want to fly into...

Some airport names soothe the soul, others evoke fear and visions of hell-fire. At KarryOn, we much prefer talking about the latter – purely for entertainment purposes of course.

Some airport names soothe the soul, others evoke fear and visions of hell-fire. At KarryOn, we much prefer talking about the latter – purely for entertainment purposes of course.

Here are 7 airport names that are likely to stir a little fear in your belly.

 

Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania

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Protocol dictates that Tony himself will be at the arrivals hall to welcome you.

 

Danger Bay Airport (DGB), USA

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You may want to hold onto your life-jacket.

 

Deception Airport (YGY), Canada

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Just where you’ll end up is anybody’s guess…

 

Red Devil Airport (RDR), USA

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On behalf of Hellish Airlines, we’d like to welcome you to Hell. It’s about 666 degrees outside with evening hell-storms expected later in the evening. We hope you enjoy your stay!

 

Slave Lake Airport (YZH), Canada

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Who said anything about you leaving?

 

Bloodvein Airport (YDV), Canada

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Donating blood on arrival is mandatory here.

 

Colon Airport (ONX), Panama

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Apparently, Panama has the highest concentration of proctologists in the world…

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What other scary airport names do you know? Let us know in the comments below.