By KarryOn @karryontravel05 Oct 2017There’s no harm in having a little chuckle when flying into ‘Old Cow’, hesitating slightly at the thought of taking off from ‘Mafia Airport’ or expecting to see a jungle of primates at ‘Monkey Mia’. Airports around the world can have some of the wildest sounding names that will either have you cackling or shaking in your boots. From Batman to Bloodvein, Fukui to Fort Dix, Wee Waa to Wuhu, Skyscanner has painstakingly scoured its vast database of over 10,000 airports and handpicked the funniest, rudest and weirdest airport names in the world. And no, these aren’t up! Watch your language – airports that may offend! 1. Old Crow Airport (YOC), Canada 2. Fukui Airport (FKJ), Japan 3. Dang Airport (DNP), Nepal 4. Pratt Airport (PTT), USA 5. Ponce Airport (PSE), Puerto Rico 6. Fort Dix Airport (WRI), USA 7. Tsili Tsili Airport (TSI), Papau New Guinea 8. Gaylord Airport (GLR), USA 9. Shafter Airport (MIT), USA 10. Phi Phi Island Airport (PHZ), Thailand 11. Fak Fak Airport (FKQ), Indonesia 12. Big Bell Airport (BBE), Australia Say what now? The strangest sounding airports 1. Gorom-Gorom Airport (XGG), Burkina Faso 2. Wee Waa Airport (WEW), Australia 3. Wagga Wagga Airport (WGA), Australia 4. Woodie Woodie Airport (WWI), Australia 5. Wuhu Airport (WHU), China 6. Xingning Airport (XIN), China 7. Puka Puka Airport (PZK), Cook Islands 8. Flin Flon Airport (YFO), Canada 9. Kar Kar Airport (KRX), Papua New Guinea 10. Linga Linga Airport (LGN), Papua New Guinea 11. Muko-Muko Airport (MAL), Indonesia 12. Mala Mala Airport (AAM), South Africa 13. Sabi Sabi Airport (GSS), South Africa Airports with slightly scary names… 1. Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania 2. Slave Lake Airport (YZH), Canada 3. Asbestos Hill Airport (YAF), Canada 4. Desolation Sound Airport (YDS) Canada 5. Crooked Island Airport (CRI), Canada 6. Deception Airport (YGY), Canada 7. Broken Hill Airport (BHQ), Australia 8. Warroad Airport (RRT), USA 9. Battle Mountain Airport (BAM), USA 10. Battle Creek Airport (BTL), USA 11. Mysore Airport (MYQ), India 12. Bloodvein Airport (YDV), Canada 13. Storm Lake Airport (SLB), USA 14. Red Devil Airport (RDR), USA 15. Rifle Airport (IRD), USA 16. Deadhorse Airport (SCC), USA 17. Cue Airport (CWT), Australia 18. Alert Airport (YLT), Canada 19. Danger Bay Airport (DGB), USA 20. Colon Airport (ONX), Panama 21. Gaspe Airport (YGP), Canada Airport or zoo – airports for animals? 1. Monkey Mia Airport (MJK), Australia 2. Atlanta Beaver Ruin Airport (JAO), USA 3. Squirrel Cove Airport (YSZ), Canada 4. Big Trout Airport (YTL), Canada 5. Snake River Airport (YXF), Canada 6. Goose Bay Airport (YYR), Canada 7. Whale Cove Airport (YXN), Canada 8. Beaver Creek Airport (YXP), Canada 9. Muskrat Dam Airport (MSA), Canada 10. Sheep Mountain Airport (SMU), USA 11. Elk City Airport (ELK), USA 12. Deer Park Airport (DPK), USA 13. Hawk Inlet Airport (HWI), USA 14. Big Bear Airport (RBG), USA 15. Red Dog Airport (RDB), USA 16. Moose Jaw Airport (YMJ), Canada 17. Mammoth Lakes Airport (MMH), USA 18. Wolf Point Airport (OLF), USA 19. Chicken Airport (CKV), USA 20. Fox Airport (FOX), USA 21. Duck Airport (DUF), USA Skyscanner’s Top 10 Personal Favourites… 1. Batman Airport (BAL) Turkey 2. Useless Loop Airport (USL), Australia 3. Black Tickle Airport (YBI), Canada 4. Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania 5. Moron Airport (MXV), Mongolia 6. Ogle Airport (OGL), Guyana 7. Brest Airport (BES), France 8. Eek Airport (EEK), USA 9. Pickle Lake Airport (YPJ), Canada 10. Raspberry Strait Airport (RSP), USA And finally, a little fun with IATA Airport Codes: 1. DIK – Dickinson Airport, USA 2. NOB – Nosara Beach Airport, Costa Rica 3. KOK – Kokkola/Pietarsaari Kruunupyy Airport, Finland 4. BOG – Bogotá Airport, Columbia 5. BUM – Butler Airport, USA 6. PEE – Perm Airport, Russia 7. POO – Pocos De Caldas Airport, Brazil 8. SEX – Sembach Airport, Germany 9. EAT – Wenatchee Airport, USA 10. FAT – Fresno Yosemite Airport, USA 11. CAT – Cat Island Airport, Bahamas 12. DOG – Dongola Airport, Qatar 13. DOH – Doha Airport, Qatar READ: Skip the line, check-in at a pop up service outside the airport READ: 12 wildly inappropriate airport names that’ll have you in stitches Visited an airport with a funny name? Add to our list in the comments! Other stories you may like 5 ways to tell whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year MOVERS & SHAKERS: Meet G Adventures’ new Director of Sales, Wendy Wu’s new GM & more What does 2018 predict for agents, numerologically speaking?