Imagine a place where you can forget the last few years. Where the only social distancing is between yourself and the sea turtles. Imagine a tropical island paradise, warm waters and dessert so good you can actually tempt the children to leave the beach. Imagine the holiday we all deserve. In New Caledonia.
Travel is rarely easy with children. Travelling with children in the wake of a global pandemic is worse. It’s listening-to-them-learn-to-play-recorder worse. And we were ready for it.
Except travelling to New Caledonia was easy.
It’s so close, I almost didn’t finish my inflight movie
Ask most parents what the worst part of travelling with kids is, and the answer will likely be the flight. We’re blessed with a lot of things in Australia, but our tyranny of distance is not one of them.
But flying from Sydney to Noumea took less than three hours. Long enough to actually feel you’re going somewhere but not too long that the kids are complaining (much).
Why we never left Noumea
A city where cultures collide and blend in unexpected ways, Noumea is a surprising contradiction that just works.
It’s a city that is both exotic and familiar, where French sophistication meets Melanesian warmth. And one week was not enough.
New Caledonia has a lot of charms, but the fact that it is so close means that we can afford the luxury of exploring it slowly. And Noumea is our first of many stops.
Cartwheels and croissants at Anse Vata Beach
This crescent-shaped beach, bordered by palm trees and boutique hotels, fronts some great little eateries and boutiques.
When the kids tire from paddling in the warm waters or collecting shells along the white sand shore, you can wander along Promenade Roger Laroque and source some great locally crafted goods. We bought a lovely children’s book about Noumea from Les Arts du Pacifique before wandering into Au Pain d’antan for the best apple tart any of us had ever tasted.
A short walk away is L’Atelier Gourmand. Here, we practiced our terrible French while ordering moreish sandwiches and some of the best French desserts you’ll find this side of the equator.
As the day wound down, we would wander along the shore and stop for gelato flowers from Amorino to be eaten as the sun set and our daughter cartwheeled along the beach. The perfect end to a perfect day.
Where retail therapy meets island vibes
Noumea offers a unique shopping experience that blends French and Melanesian influences.
Visitors can find an array of shops, from upscale boutiques to local markets, offering everything from high-end fashion and jewellery to handicrafts and souvenirs. Rue de Sébastopol, the city’s main shopping street, is lined with designer boutiques and international brands, while the famous Port Moselle Market offers a colourful display of fresh produce, seafood, and handicrafts.
We never dealt in cash and had little issue. Just be sure to advise taxis beforehand that you only have credit card.
Explore the cultural heritage of the Kanak peoples at the Tjibaou Cultural Center
The Tjibaou Cultural Center is a testament to the enduring cultural legacy of the Kanak people.
The centre’s striking architectural design, inspired by traditional Kanak huts, could grace bustling metropolis’ across the world. But on the shores of Noumea, it transports visitors to a world of ancient legends and myths.
The Kanak peoples were masters of storytelling, and their traditions were passed down through generations. At Tjibaou Cultural Center, visitors can experience these stories through dances and songs. The centre also offers workshops where visitors can learn about traditional Kanak arts and crafts.
Exploring Noumea’s watery attractions
A short boat ride from Noumea lies Île aux Canards, a small island paradise that boasts stunning natural beauty.
But for us, we head instead to DoubleTree by Hilton Noumea Ilot Maitre Resort, where we explore the wanders of the world’s largest lagoon from our literal doorstep. From snorkelling in the crystal-clear waters of the lagoon to windsurfing and kiteboarding, there is no shortage of aquatic thrills to be had.
Those looking for a more relaxed experience can enjoy a leisurely paddle-boarding excursion or a sunset sail along the stunning coastline.
With so many water activities to choose from, Noumea is a true paradise for anyone who loves to make a splash!
Noumea’s biggest attraction is free
Travelling with kids grants you access to locals in a way that travelling as a boring adult doesn’t (as quickly). Because the true attraction of Noumea is its people. Stand on the shores as locals play football on the beach and you’ll soon be asked to join. Take your child to a park and she will be asked to play before you even take a few steps in.
The locals are warm and welcoming, eager to share their culture and traditions. I found myself drawn to their stories, their music, their laughter, and their love of life.
But Noumea is just the first port of call. There are still so many secrets to unlock, so many treasures to discover in New Caledonia. Until next time. À bientôt.
Gaya travelled as a guest of New Caledonia Tourism.
